To experience your very own orgasm, do the following steps!
1) Drink like, 700-1000ml of water during the day.
2) Wait till your bladder feels like bursting
3) Pee during the night.
The trick is to pee ONLY when you can't take it anymore. That feeling you're experiencing for the first few seconds is akin to having an orgasm.
Try it out!
Disclaimer: Thisactionhasbeentrialedandtestedbythewriterofthisblog. ThewriterofthisblogwillNOTberesponsibleforanyshortcomings,accidentalspills,colondiseases,orbasicallyanythingbad.
Sideeffectsinculde,butnotlimitedto,uncontrollablemoaning,painfulurineandaddiction. Orgasmsarenotsuitedforpeopleofallages. Consultyourparentsbeforeundergoingthisprocedure.
Girl:"Daddy, what's an orgasm?"
Daddy: "=)"
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